wanted:
in search of an appropriately themed side-kick, to aid in quest to rid the earth of ignorance, pomposity & moderation. ex-cons welcome, as you will be paid in cigarettes.
please, no spokespersons, present or former.
...unless you currently represent verizon wireless.
(please-please-PLEASE call)
please apply promptly, as this opening will be filled as quickly as possible.
oh, & the Hero of Chappaquiddick need not apply, either.
posted by starbuck at 02:07
7 Comments:
i could've gone my whole life without that seeing that picture.
whatever do you mean? which picture?
what the hell is wrong with you? everyone knows that william wallace was scottish. you need a graphic of rob roy on a freakin' camel.
rob roy was scotch too, i believe. irishmen aren't named macregor. & there weren't any pictures of him on a horse.
bet me.
wait a second.........
do you really want this guy to call? (Verizon Wireless)?
Or did you want Ms. Zeta Jones Douglas, of rather another cellular service (tMobile) to give you a call?
I'm okay with it either way. That "Can you hear me now?" guy seems nice.
so THAT's why she hasn't called...
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