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...in keeping w/my usual habit of getting things done well in advance of the deadline, no matter how tedious the task, i filed my taxes this mourning, at least 13hrs before they were due...
...so tomorrow, i'm calling h&r block, to sea if it's too late for them to fix 'em. i'm pretty sure i screwed 'em up badly. i'm getting back @ $1,000 less in federal, & @ the same in state (which equals owing $400 to gov. Sonny)...
...speaking of him, he signed the bill today, to make illegals illegal. you know, the law that makes breaking the law against the law...
...wait, did i say illegals? i meant "undocumented immigrants," of course...
...by the way, pass the word: islamic terrorists are henceforth to be referred to as "terrorists who abusively invoke the religion of islam." you know, the religion that directs followers who encounter infidels to either convert, enslave or kill them. yeah, the religion of peace. that's the one...
...speaking of murder, there's gon' be some dead mexicanas, if they don't show up for work on the 1st. apparently the 1st 2or3 rally/boycotts didn't get the point across, so there's another one on...
...oh, & i didn't actually send any $ w/my state return. think they'll notice? whatever. if they come lookin' for it, i'm goin' freedom fighter on their asses...
...know how much $ was wired from georgia to mexico last year? 9 billion dollars. where's the irs on that one? i'm keepin' my $409.00, & there ain't nothin' you can do @ it...
...'cause if they come take it, i'm filing for welfare, & then i'll just get it back, plus your $, too.
...so tomorrow, i'm calling h&r block, to sea if it's too late for them to fix 'em. i'm pretty sure i screwed 'em up badly. i'm getting back @ $1,000 less in federal, & @ the same in state (which equals owing $400 to gov. Sonny)...
...speaking of him, he signed the bill today, to make illegals illegal. you know, the law that makes breaking the law against the law...
...wait, did i say illegals? i meant "undocumented immigrants," of course...
...by the way, pass the word: islamic terrorists are henceforth to be referred to as "terrorists who abusively invoke the religion of islam." you know, the religion that directs followers who encounter infidels to either convert, enslave or kill them. yeah, the religion of peace. that's the one...
...speaking of murder, there's gon' be some dead mexicanas, if they don't show up for work on the 1st. apparently the 1st 2or3 rally/boycotts didn't get the point across, so there's another one on...
...oh, & i didn't actually send any $ w/my state return. think they'll notice? whatever. if they come lookin' for it, i'm goin' freedom fighter on their asses...
...know how much $ was wired from georgia to mexico last year? 9 billion dollars. where's the irs on that one? i'm keepin' my $409.00, & there ain't nothin' you can do @ it...
...'cause if they come take it, i'm filing for welfare, & then i'll just get it back, plus your $, too.
posted by starbuck at 00:09
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well i guess as long as you have a plan...
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